Camping

me: J wants to go camping this weekend.

C: Brilliant! go for it! don’t wimp out.

me: I dunno. Is it going to be like glasto?

C: what do you mean?

me: mud-filled nightmares and peeing into bottles.

C: don’t be ridiculous. Most campsites are lush with nice toilets. Have you not gone proper camping before?

me: no

C: city slicker.

me: what do you eat at camp? do you have to catch your own food? Like a hare or summat.

C: a hare?? you’re being well foreign. HAHAHA

me: look at the campsite pictures! there dun look like no food sources. At least at a festival you can buy a burger.