On the Other Uses of Nutella
Me: We’ve been leaving mice traps in the kitchen but they don’t seem to work. The cheese always disappears but the traps stay empty!
Pest control guy: Cheese?! (laughs) That only works in Disney, love.You got to use Nutella, and you have to smear it all over the trap like butter. The rat needs to put its weight on the trap for it to snap.
Me: OH
20 minutes later, just as Pest Control Guy is leaving, one of his laid Nutella traps goes SNAP!
Pest Control Guy: (bags up dead rat w glee) See, what did I tell ya! It’s all about Nutella.
